ETERNAL DARKNESS

I feel the darkness creep in my soul,
strangling the light that once resided.
Black light shines from my eyes,
ice freezes over my heart.

THEN THE KITTENS COME!!!
FURRY DANCING KITTENS!!!
RUN, RUN AWAY, FOR JOY
AND CUTENESS SCARE ME!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHEESE MONKEYS!!!!!